Sonny Gray Actually is 16 Years Old

Feb 19, 2019; Goodyear, AZ, USA; Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Sonny Gray (54) poses for a photo during media day at Goodyear Ballpark. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

Sonny Gray and his 4.90 ERA have decided that it wasn’t his fault he was so lousy as a New York Yankee. Why?

“They love sliders…The numbers say slider is a good pitch, but you might not realize how many shitty counts you’re getting in while throwing all those sliders. They wanted me to be Tanaka and I’m way different from him.”

Ok so here’s two options:

  1. Shake off the catcher and throw a different pitch
  2. Be a better pitcher and learn how to throw a slider

Good thing he’s gripping his two-seam fastball that runs over the middle of the plate in the pic up top.

Funny thing is, I bet Gray thrives in Cincinnati. No one goes to their games and any quote he has that doesn’t mention the Yankees won’t make the news. He should watch his mouth too. It’s not cool to curse to the media.

Quick humble brag: It’s 2013 and I’m a senior in high school, and I’m throwing in the bullpen before a start. I couldn’t throw my curveball anywhere near the plate so I’m thinking I’m f’d. Coach takes the ball and says “ever throw a slider?” and shows me the grip. Struck out nine that day.

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Dallas’ Buyers Club?

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Alright Yankees, where ya at? Dallas Keuchel remains unsigned and we’re a week into March, which means we’re a week closer to Opening Day, which means we’re a week closer to Keuchel not pitching at the start of the season.

Best fits:

  • Phillies
  • Yankees
  • Braves
  • Twins
  • Dodgers

Why the Phillies?

Win now mode. They’ll only sign him if it’s a one year deal, which makes sense because of the young arms they have but for this year, who cares about those guys. I still don’t think they’re the clear cut favorite in the NL, but they could be.

Why the Yankees?

Win now mode. With Luis Severino having some shoulder discomfort, CC Sabathia not being ready for the start of the season, and young, unreliable arms set to fill their spots it just makes sense. The last thing they want to do is get out to a slow start, which I wouldn’t be surprised to see happen.

Why the Braves?

Mike Foltynewicz is unlikely to be ready to go on Opening Day, and the rest of the rotation is not 100% reliable. There’s a ton of talent there, but adding a vet like Keuchel is just what this club needs, especially with the Phillies making the moves they made.

Why the Twins?

I think they win their division regardless this year, but imagine them adding Keuchel? I’ll throw Kimbrel in there too. These guys need arms to put them over the top. Time for them to stop sitting on their hands and make a move. This team has talent.

Why the Dodgers?

They were apparently willing to pay some bills to Harper so why not just snag Keuchel and Kimbrel? Clayton Kershaw is a huge question mark right now, Ryu has a history of injuries, and Keuchel is just better than their bottom of the rotation guys. For a team that tends to have difficult offseasons, this is a chance to make a move.

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Tom “GOAT” Brady

Seriously, how could someone hate Tom Brady? If you really don’t like the guy be honest with yourself, it’s because you wish you were him. Dates hot super model then dumps her for hot super model. Wins five Super Bowls. Makes millions. Shoves success in Roger Goodell’s face. Is the GOAT. What more can the guy do? He’s already at the top of the world and he somehow, someway, just got cooler because of this advertisement:

As a Bills fan, I have nothing but respect for the greatest quarterback of all time. The dude even ran for a first down in Sunday’s game so all of you haters can’t even knock him for being “unathletic.” Go ahead and hate on Belichick all you want, but Brady? Have some respect for a living god.

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Final Thoughts on the Former Tour Champion

I thought this got posted a loooong time ago. It didn’t, but I needed to share my thoughts. Enjoy.

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We all know the story by now. Man overcomes cancer, wins multiple Tour De France titles, becomes the face of a foundation determined to end the bitter disease. Man fights allegations that he used performance enhancing drugs, is stripped of his titles and steps away from leadership post of said foundation.

It’s been a frustrating and tiring news cycle. At first, we couldn’t get enough of the man as we watched him on late night talk shows and saw his picture on the covers of weekly news magazines, watched as he received awards for athletics and philanthropy. But then the stories changed. Now the man was fighting to defend his name against people who accused him of being a fake. You didn’t want to believe it at first, but the evidence mounted. Finally, he was banned from the very sport to which he brought global attention as well as any sanctioned athletic event. Stripped of his titles and other victories, the man refused to admit what everyone else already suspected and knew: He cheated.

Lance Armstrong admitted in an interview with Oprah that he used performance-enhancing drugs.. Over the past few days, I’ve heard the sentiment that “even though what Lance did was wrong we have to remember the positive impact he had in the fight against cancer and the inspiration he gave to those battling the disease”.  I couldn’t disagree more.

Is it fair to not give Armstrong the wrath he deserves?  Tell that to Felippo Simeoni. Armstrong threatened to ruin Simeoni after he testified against him in 2004, saying “You made a mistake when you testified against Ferrari (the Victor Conte of cycling) and … when you sued me … I can destroy you”.

And what about Emma O’Reilly? Armstrong sued O’Reilly and “The Sunday Times” for libel after she explained how the US Postal Team covered up his positive test for corticosteroids during one of his Tour victories. Imagine being sued for telling the truth…

Go easy on him? Tell that to the US Postal Service team, who paid tens of millions of dollars to sponsor Armstrong and his team. What about SCA Promotions, the insurance agency who paid Armstrong $12 million in bonuses for winning the Tour de France?

What about David Walsh? Armstrong accused Walsh, a journalist who didn’t believe that Armstrong was a clean competitor, that he had a vendetta against cycling because his 12-year son died while riding his bike.

Some people are pathological liars. They can’t stop until it’s too late, when the lie has gotten too big for them to control. That’s the case with Armstrong. It’s one thing to just say you didn’t take performance enhancers but when you make statements such as “I am sorry for you. I am sorry you can’t dream. I’m sorry you don’t believe in miracles”, as Armstrong did on the podium after winning his final Tour, you’re bleeding arrogance. When the evidence mounts and former teammates confess your crimes and you still proclaim your innocence? When the International Cycling Union and USADA strip you of everything you’ve ever worked for and you still refuse to acknowledge the truth? Now you’re insulting our intelligence.

The only reason Armstrong came clean is because he wants to compete in athletic events. Were this not the case, he’d still be proclaiming his innocence to the media, suing people who dare speak the truth and taking down anyone who was a threat to his popularity and bank account.  Armstrong is an evil man who he himself said deserves a second chance, essentially because the other athletes who were caught cheating received a shorter, less restrictive suspension.  This piece of slime has no regret.

This story isn’t about cycling. It’s not about cheating or performance enhancing drugs. We like to paint pictures of our athletes as “warriors” and “fighters” and Armstrong is true to that description: he did not go down without a fight. The problem I have with his story is that he was determined to ruin anyone who opposed him; anyone who dared to speak the truth and ruin his legacy. He would rather ruin the lives of Felippo Simeoni and Emma O’Reilly than admit he had done wrong. He would rather embarrass the US Postal Service, SCA Promotions and all of his sponsors like Nike, Oakley and Trek before tarnishing his own legacy. Armstrong deserves every harsh word and every piece of criticism he gets. In no way should we ignore his actions because of the impact of the LiveStrong Foundation. I’m thankful that it has raised money for cancer research and provided inspiration for those fighting cancer. But we would be naïve to allow Armstrong a pass. The end doesn’t justify the means.

-Information for this story came from an Oct 22 article in Sports Illustrated written by Alexander Wolff and David Epstein, interview by the BBC World Service’s NewsHour with David Walsh, ESPN and the Huffington Post.

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Manti Te’o, The NCAA, and the Not Dead Girlfriend

It seems fitting that the one standing grace of college football, the shinning example of valor, pride and moral fiber, would end up being tied to a blatant lie of the worst kind. Notre Dame has had it’s struggles recently, failed high profile coaches, teams hyped up as “this is the team to win it all”, among other bold statements and praise. Finally a year where everything comes together for “America’s Team”. A light at the end of a long tunnel, prominence is in reach and, despite a thrashing at the hands of Alabama, the future is looking brighter each and every day.

The leader of this team, Manti Te’o, was that light, the warrior leading men into battle despite his team being David in the battle with, who we know as, Goliath. The man who put everything he had on the field, loved the team he played for, and fell short of becoming the first all defensive Heisman in the history of NCAA Football. Suddenly now this story starts to become a little hazy.

In an article published by Deadspin, they report that Manti Te’o is essentially a fraud. Not his abilities on the field or the prospect of him being a 1st round draft pick, but the story that lead him to become America’s Sweetheart. A man who himself was David fighting the Goliath, fighting pain and sorrow, living through the pain of losing two of the closest people in his life while still holding on the shoulders the hopes and dreams of the Notre Dame faithful. Yes, he lost his Grandmother, but the stories of him devoting his time to a girlfriend dying from Leukemia, who was in a coma after a car crash were as made up as the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or that Bob Costas isn’t wearing a wig.

Now we will all question, why?

I spoke with Brenden, a writer on here, of my opinions and hit upon something he urged me to write. Despite where you stand on this issue, the cracks in his story may have started to show and, thus, led to his falling short of becoming the Heisman winner.

Reading the Deadspin article made me realize they did their due diligence to find the facts of this story out. Many people may not have actually cared to look into this, in fact I’m sure most people at Deadspin were just researching it for facts and didn’t expect to find anything or maybe they were tipped off. Are we to believe the NCAA didn’t do this? They didn’t scrutinize over every single detail of the Heisman candidates lives to ensure nothing would come out to hurt them?

I say they did. I think they found out about this and it’s the reason Manti Te’o didn’t win the Heisman. Imagine that, a fraud, a fake, a despicable human being using a false story to perpetuate his own false idea of himself to the public being crowned the Heisman? I think not, not in this day and age.

The NCAA is probably the most corrupt organization in American sports. They can’t escape bad press but this they couldn’t stand, it would ruin the integrity of the one accomplishment they have complete and absolute control over. The main thing to focus on is despite it crowning the winner as “The Best Player in Collegiate Football” it also symbolizes the person, the person that everyone should strive to be, should want to be. Goodhearted, clean, sportsmanlike, at least in the eyes of the fans and future players who will take the field at these schools.

The NCAA and the Heisman couldn’t take the heat of this story once the statue of Te’o they themselves put on a pedestal started to crack. He was the example of what everyone should strive to be. He played hard, was polite, team oriented, passionate, faithful, he was the new Tim Tebow, a white light in a dark, dark cavernous hole the NCAA is in. Pairing the Heisman with a player who would destroy it’s reputation was unacceptable, so they didn’t do it. The NCAA will claim ignorance, they aren’t on trial here, and it’s probably what they should do, no one wants to be in the corner of a fighter who will undoubtedly lose this war.

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Kevin Durant Has No Regard For Human Life

Maricn Gortat does the most Polish thing possible…Puts up a weak defense and gets beat.

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How Should We Judge Lance Armstrong?

IMG_69591In Lance Armstrong’s upcoming interview with Oprah, he will admit that he did indeed use performance enhancing drugs. The years of denying rumors and going on the offensive against people who accused him of doping were all a lie. So were all of his Tour de France victories.

Yes, Lance Armstrong did cheat and then lie to the public about it, but the thing that makes his case unique is the Livestrong Foundation, which has raised millions and millions of dollars for cancer research. His foundation really put the fight against cancer in the spotlight with their yellow bands and having a dominant professional athlete as the face of the fight.

If Armstrong never won a tour title would people still be enthusiastic about wearing a yellow wristband? The answer is no. We don’t put losers on a pedestal. We want to be associated with a winner; what bigger winner was there other than Armstrong?

Cycling is the most doped up sport in the world; the guys who don’t cheat don’t win, and they sure as hell don’t dominate the way Armstrong did. With that being said, It still doesn’t make what he did right. If Armstrong admitted he used and then led a battle to rid the sport of the drug abuse, we would probably be looking at him in a different light today.

Here’s where things get cloudy…Anyone who has been directly or indirectly affected by cancer has to be appreciative of Armstrong’s efforts in the fight against it. However, the purists in sports have to also look at the basic fact that he cheated. Not only did he cheat, he lied about it for all if these years. His fight against cancer isn’t a sham, but his career is.

Armstrong did what many of us have. He got caught up in a lie and couldn’t find a way out before it was too late. Unfortunately for him, he was considered a role model and a hero to so many people.

Before we tear him down, make fun of him on social media sites, and say that he’s just another athlete who let us all down, let’s remember the good he has done. I’m not saying he belongs on a pedestal anymore, but instead of ripping him off of it, let him climb down himself.

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The Case For Craig Biggio

craig biggio23,000 hits. Seems like an automatic bid for the Hall of Fame…

Unless your name is Craig Biggio.

Biggio was an Astro for life; he came up as a catcher, played second base, and then later on in his career became a solid outfielder. What more can you ask of a guy? In this steroid induced ballot why couldn’t the writers elect someone who exemplified what the game is all about? Biggio is the white knight in the fog of this issue. Put him in. Set an example of how a player who did it the right way on and off the field earns his rightful spot in the Hall.

Don’t give me any of this “hit .280” crap either. The dude got 3,000 hits, including 600 doubles and over 450 stolen bases. He made six all star teams. Let that sink in for a minute.

BaseballReference.com lists Derek jeter, Cal Ripken Jr., and Robin Yount as similar batters to Biggio. As a matter of fact 8 out of the 10 they compare to Biggio are either in the Hall or are going there (sorry Johnny Damon).

Biggio not getting in would be another shame for this great game. None of this “he’s not a first ballot guy” either….I’m sorry is he going to be playing anymore? No. So what is going to change in his stats between now and then?

Looks like we can add Hall of Fame balloting to the jokes of what this game is becoming; file this in with All-Star game counting and the Astros being forced to move to the American League.

Baseball deserves better.

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Fashionably Late 2013 Predictions…

Writer’s Note: I apologize to the author of “An Irish Fan’s Take on the Massacre in Miami”. A real good article is being bumped to the bottom only because I take forever to write/post my stuff. So make sure you read it.

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The Great Joestradamus Predicts…

I like to think of myself as a smart guy. Thinking and being are completely separate things, but I like to think that I have an idea of what is happening in the sports world. With that being said, here are my predictions for what I hope will be an exciting 2013.

1) Tim Tebow will be released by the Jets (already confirmed) but won’t be able to find a job as a backup quarterback, not even with his hometown Jaguars. He’ll try to hang on, tauntrTebowCFL  signing a league-minimum contract to play tight end or special teams, but will once again ride the bench. He’ll be out of the NFL by 2014

2) Nick Saban will find himself at the helm of another NFL team (Detroit Lions?) at the end of the season

3) AJ Green will cement himself as the #2 Wide Receiver in the NFL behind, of course, Calvin Johnson

4) The Angels and Dodgers will struggle throughout the season. Only one will make the playoffs

5) Tiger Woods does not win a Major

6) Manny Pacquaio retires after one final fight with Juan Manuel Marquez    dwight-howard-dallas-mavericks

7) Dwight Howard will sign his free agent deal with the…………….Dallas Mavericks

8) After he is traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Brooklyn Nets

9) Cliff Lee, Giancarlo Stanton and Paul Konerko will all be playing for new teams by the end of the year (Lee and Konerko will be dealt at the trading deadline)

10) Craig Biggio and Jack Morris get inducted into the Hall of Fame

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An Irish fan’s take on the massacre in Miami

As I slowly sweep up the ashes of a dream season, burned to a crisp by Nick Satan and his Crimson Tide in last night’s BCS Championship, I think about a few things..

 1. My Irish certainly didn’t bring their a-game last night, but fools saying they did not belong in the game is ludicrous. There have been blowouts in title games before and no one said the lone eligible undefeated team didn’t belong in the game…I’m looking at you 2006 Florida over OSU. And I hope no one I know is dumb enough to compare Notre Dame’s undefeated season to that of BSU TCU and Marshall of the past.  The Irish may not be in a conference….but they play a tougher schedule than most teams in a power automatic bid conference. This year was no different. 

2. I’m not blaming the loss on the refs, the Irish were overmatched, but I do think we see a much different ball game if a few controversial calls go the other way. After Alabama scored quickly the last thing Notre Dame needed was a quick turn around and good field position…and the refs gave it to them. I can see the pass to Eifert being ruled incomplete. But the kick catch interference was a blown, game changing call…the situation went from Notre Dame football on the Bama 25 to Crimson Tide ball on the 40….and don’t even start the “he doesn’t have to touch him as long as he impedes the receivers ability to make the catch” argument…because one, he doesn’t and the coup de gras,

Rule 6 Section 4 Article 1b of the NCAA football handbook states…. “If interference with a potential receiver is the result of a player being blocked by an opponent, it is not a foul.”

Looks like Farley was being blocked from behind to me.

Now we have a Notre Dame in the Redzone with, possible 7-7 game instead of Alabama ball near the Irish side of the field and a probable, 14-0 game. After this the Irish play calling changes, momentum isn’t on Bama’s side and we get the title game we deserved

I can’t stress enough that I am not blaming the loss on the refs. But to disregard the fact isn’t right either.

3. For Notre Dame this wasn’t only the end of a magical season. I think this is just the beginning. Sure we lose a great class of seniors, but hopefully they have passed on their heart and determination to younger classes who admittedly will be much more talented.  Don’t look now but Brian Kelly and his staff has put together ESPN’s top ranked recruiting class full of athletic SEC-esque players, meaning their getting more talented and MUCH faster.

4. Notre Dame being good is amazing for college football…Ratings for the game were up 14% from last year’s SEC rematch.  Notre Dame is like the Yankees…passionate fan base…and an equally passionate base of people that despise them.

and no matter ho many people texted, tweeted or facebooked jesting my Irish, I’m proud to be a member of ND Nation now more than ever!!! I never expected them to do this well, but now onto a hopefully bright future!

Cheer, cheer for Old Notre Dame
Wake up the echoes cheering her name,
Send the volley cheer on high,
Shake down the thunder from the sky,
What though the odds be great or small
Old Notre Dame will win over all,
While her loyal sons are marching
Onward to Victory.

 GO IRISH!!!

AND in the words of Irish Chocolate aka Louis Nix III… ”Pasadena 2014!!!”

 

PS…Didn’t think it was possible, but last night I fell in love with Kate Upton even more…It’s like she knew what would be the only thing to cheer me up in my drunken stupor…”Its ok Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week.”

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