Category Archives: ‘merica

Final Thoughts on the Former Tour Champion

I thought this got posted a loooong time ago. It didn’t, but I needed to share my thoughts. Enjoy. We all know the story by now. Man overcomes cancer, wins multiple Tour De France titles, becomes the face of a … Continue reading

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Kevin Durant Has No Regard For Human Life

Maricn Gortat does the most Polish thing possible…Puts up a weak defense and gets beat.

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How Should We Judge Lance Armstrong?

In Lance Armstrong’s upcoming interview with Oprah, he will admit that he did indeed use performance enhancing drugs. The years of denying rumors and going on the offensive against people who accused him of doping were all a lie. So … Continue reading

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The Worst Announcer Not Named Joe Buck

Bucknell’s announcer loses his sh*t over a layup.

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12 Days of Sportsmas

SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!!! On the _____ day of Christmas my bookie gave to me… 12 Bricked Howard Free Throws 11 Russell ‘Chips 10 Doofy Eli’s 9 Perfect Innings 8 NASCAR Crashes 7 Trout’s a Leaping 6 … Continue reading

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When the World Ends

Please fill in the blanks to help this story run smoother. As you are busy preparing for the apocalypse caused by _______ (Zombies, 4 Horsemen, Yellowstone Volcano Exploding, Asteroids, Aliens, Mayan Zombies, Mayan Aliens) I decided to spend my last … Continue reading

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Quote-A-Rama: The Ten Best Quotes from The Replacements

This movie was so corny, and yet so good. May Shane Falco live on forever in our hearts. (Quotes from IMDB.com) Shane Falco: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever. Jimmy McGinty: A real man admits his fears. That’s … Continue reading

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