Category Archives: Football

Tom “GOAT” Brady

Seriously, how could someone hate Tom Brady? If you really don’t like the guy be honest with yourself, it’s because you wish you were him. Dates hot super model then dumps her for hot super model. Wins five Super Bowls. … Continue reading

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Fashionably Late 2013 Predictions…

Writer’s Note: I apologize to the author of “An Irish Fan’s Take on the Massacre in Miami”. A real good article is being bumped to the bottom only because I take forever to write/post my stuff. So make sure you … Continue reading

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12 Days of Sportsmas

SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!!! On the _____ day of Christmas my bookie gave to me… 12 Bricked Howard Free Throws 11 Russell ‘Chips 10 Doofy Eli’s 9 Perfect Innings 8 NASCAR Crashes 7 Trout’s a Leaping 6 … Continue reading

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A Jets’ Carol (With Crappy Pictures From Microsoft Paint!!)

Tim Tebow and Rex Ryan just aren’t getting along. This is troubling news, especially since it’s Tebow’s..er…I mean Jesus’ B Day. This is a time of forgiveness, and getting along. Tebow should practice what he..er…I mean Jesus preaches. On Sunday … Continue reading

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Meme of the Day

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I Want to Be Ed Hochuli

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When the World Ends

Please fill in the blanks to help this story run smoother. As you are busy preparing for the apocalypse caused by _______ (Zombies, 4 Horsemen, Yellowstone Volcano Exploding, Asteroids, Aliens, Mayan Zombies, Mayan Aliens) I decided to spend my last … Continue reading

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