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As you are busy preparing for the apocalypse caused by _______ (Zombies, 4 Horsemen, Yellowstone Volcano Exploding, Asteroids, Aliens, Mayan Zombies, Mayan Aliens) I decided to spend my last day on earth writing for your entertainment. It’s going to be tough dying by __________(Zombie bite, Flaming chunk of space rock, Alien Laser, Josh Hamilton thrown baseball into the stands) but I hope you enjoy my countdown of the five moments that made me wish the world had already ended.
#5 Any Knicks game from 2001-2010
#4 Devils beat the Rangers to advance to the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals
#3 Wide Right
I closed my eyes and clicked the link…is this even the right video? Sure I was 3 years old…but I think I threw my sippy-cup down in disgust when this happened.
#2 Music City Miracle
Ahh the life of a Bills’ fan. They make the list twice. This moment I actually remember. I still say it was a forward pass, but whatever.
#1 2004 Red Sox Comeback
The Red Sox winning led to corny videos like this being made.
Speaking of Hell-on Earth, Satan himself-Adolf Hitler brings up some good points about this subject…