Mark Sanchez is the Anti-Christ

Sanchez plotting his next evil move

Here’s Mark Sanchez’ stats for this season.

QB rating: 66.6

TD’s: 6

INT: 6

Oh, also he wears number 6

The Tim Tebow signing never made sense before, but now it does. Tebow is on the Jets to save us from eternal damnation. Although judging by the way they both throw, we may already be eternally damned right now.

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1 Response to Mark Sanchez is the Anti-Christ

  1. Ellie says:

    The Jets and fans need ‘Tebowing’

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