I’m new here in the world taken over by the Sportacalypse, and because I’m just Brenden’s idiot brother, I only get to write once a week. What am I going to write about you ask? Simple…FOOTBALL
Football Picks Week 1
Colts @ Bears- Bears win 31-10
Eagles @ Browns- Eagles win 27-9
Rams @ Lions- Lions win 34-14
‘Phins @ Texans- Texans win 24-16
Falcons @ Chiefs- Falcons win 23-17
Jags @ Vikings- Vikings win 20-17
Redskins @ Saints- Saints win 31-20
Pats @ Titans- Pats win 34-16
Seahawks @ Cardinals- Seahawks win 17-13
49ers @ Packers- Packers win 23-21
Panthers @ Bucs- Panthers win 28-7
Steelers @ Broncos- Broncos win 23-19
Bengals @ Ravens- Ravens win 27-20
Chargers @ Raiders- Chargers win 26-6
GAME OF THE WEEK:
Bills @ Jets
It’s the game of the week because it means so much to both teams. If the Bills win, they may actually have a good team that can get on a solid run and keep it going for once (see past 4 years). They will get the big win that will help the franchise turn the page and become a winning football team. If they don’t win, then, oh well, what else is new? The Bills have not had any expectations for a dozen years so another loss just means they will have to be ready for the next week. They are a team that needs to stay healthy and take things week-by-week.
The Jets on the other hand need to win this game. Their fat coach may have gotten just a bit slimmer but their quarterbacks still suck. Mark Sanchize, whoops I mean Sanchez, can’t throw the deep ball and TIM TEBOW has had such a great preseason. Did you see the highlight of him throwing a ball into a garbage can 25 yards away? Amazing! I’m pretty sure a 4-year-old girl could accomplish that feat.Anyway they still have a stellar defense that can shut down anyone not named the Packers and can also keep them breathing. For now.
FINAL SCORE: Bills win 26-20
Fred “Action” Jackson will score once and Fitzpatrick and company will take care of the rest. The Jets will score a defensive TD and Sanchez will be picked off twice as the Bills win one that never gets as close as the final score looks.