Become an Athlete in 3 Easy Steps

We all secretly want to become athletes. All the recognition and highlights, clicking on the tube to watch yourself and call your friend to brag about how awesome you are. Well this post isn’t about that because, if you’re anything like me, that ship has already sailed. But by following these steps you can lie to your friends and tell them you won the gold.

1. Go to Google.com
2. Press the play button
3. Enjoy fulfilling your dreams as star

You an still brag to your friends. Just don’t tell them to go on Google because then they will have a chance to steal your glory.

I’ll show you Coach Richards! Try to tell me now that I should stick to video games!

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