With elections coming up soon, and the NBA All-Star game just around the corner, I figured it was as good as time as any to unveil the All-Presidential Basketball team.
PG- George Washington- Sure, he may be a little taller than most point guards, but there’s no denying he would be a great floor general. Because he was literally a general. Against all odds, Washington defeated the British and won our Independence from those no-good, tea-drinking bloats, so even Duke’s Cameron Crazies wouldn’t be formidable.
SG- Barack Obama- No matter what you think of his policies (does he actually have any? Cause’ I haven’t seen anything get done) the dude can ball. Name another President who got hurt playing a pick-up game. You can’t.
SF- Ronald Reagan- The Small Forward position is the glamour position in the NBA, filled with names like Carmelo, LeBron, and Durant. So what better President than a former actor? Plus he played “The Gipper” in a movie so he’s gotta have some athletic ability.
PF- Teddy Roosevelt. The Chris “Birdman” Anderson of this team. Undersized but with a crazy streak.